Some say you shouldn’t tell girls they will never, ever be as important as your cat. Others say alcohol and cats don't mix. I say to hell with all that – but I do caution against buying fruit when you’re hungover. Every time I’ve had a big night out I end up crawling, full of remorse and childish fears of dying young (ok, at my age maybe that ship’s sailed), to the … [Read more...]
Archives for October 2013
Sleaze, spittle, kittens and self-destruction
When I was 20 I used to drink with this dirty old man who sprayed spittle when he spoke. He was sleazy, obnoxious and the only person I knew who read the same kind of books I did. Actually, he was the only guy I knew who read at all. I eventually stopped drinking with him (I could handle the sleaze but not the saliva), but I do owe him for two things: he recommended A … [Read more...]